Updated Store Guidelines

Drinks can be customized.
Sometimes the customer is wrong.
Order what you want, even if you can’t pay for it.
You can start a tab. Pay it off at your convenience.
If we find out that you can’t pay your tab because of your lotto and strip club habit, we’ll name a drink after you.
Employees are allowed to fight with customers.
It’s ok to stare at employee’s ass. Just be discreet about it.
We reserve the right to refuse service to assholes.
Keep dogs off the tables
Shut the bathroom door. Customers don’t want to see the toilet.
Announce all allergies. Every time you order, not just first time.
Don’t ask for artificial sweetener. At least not when owner is present. Maintain the peace.
If you really think that 1oz of wheatgrass is = to eating 2.5 lbs of leafy greens, we’d like to sell you some real estate.
Menu is seasonal, so don’t get pissy if you get a pear instead of apple.
One of our baristas knows kung fu. Do you really want to guess the one?
Be kind, not nice. Let us know when something is off. It takes a village to raise a business.
Smile, God is watching you!

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