I really do. A White couple just came in, wide-eyed, like they’d found their sanctuary. First thing the guy asks:

“Hi, how are you?”

“None of your business,” I replied, pointing at the stool where the menus are. “Menus are over there.”

The two looked at each other like they were trapped in the Twilight Zone. They then walked out, shaking their heads.

So they were probably pissed off about my not following their lame script. I guess I’m supposed to say:

“I’m fine, thank you. How are you?”

They then respond: “I’m fine too, thank you.”

At which point, I’d lose control and kick both of them in the face. And go jail because I’ve been warned — even convicted of assault already — by Everett police to stop beating the shit out of people who pass through my store. The number of assault complaints against me has piled up, and they’re all from White people.  Why is that?

I must hate White people then.  I mean, according to my metrics, a disproportionate number of my customers are niggers and spics relative to their numbers in my area.  And most of my White customers hate White people too. Especially those who look like this:

 

 

or this:

and would happily change them out for someone who looks like this:

Seriously, I hate White people. If you’re White, stop in if you don’t believe me. I even wrote a book about it, check it out.

Intro and Description of Upcoming Book: White, Whiny, and Woke: the new face of the KKK‘

Why do I hate White people? For the same reasons White people hate White people. And the some.