Construction still going on, aiming for Feb. 1st 2021 opening in downtown Everett. Photos and videos to keep you updated on build-out coming soon.
Some changes, some items remain the same. (There are a few of you interested in how a restaurant is run so this will be educational and descriptive).
Less is more and less tastes the best
- maximize nutritional value per dollar spent by customer
- simplify inventory management and minimize risk for the business
8 oz. Mini Salads, $3, tax included on all menu prices.
- Chickpea salad: chickpeas, tomato, cucumber, lemon pepper dressing
- Kale salad: kale, apple, hemp hearts, carrot, seasonal fruit (eg. pomegranates), miso dressing
- Beat salad: pickled beets, parmesan
32 oz. Robust Salads, $6, tax included
- Ginger chicken salad: romaine, cucumber, carrots, almonds, pineapple, seasonal fruit, ginger soy dressing
- Tofu chicken salad: romaine, carrots, cucumber, almonds, pineapple, seasonal fruit, ginger soy dressing
- Vietnamese chicken salad: chicken, romaine, cucumber, carrots, almonds, lemon pepper dressing
16 oz. chips, $3
8 oz. trail mix, $3
Perfect Bars (peanut butter protein bars), $3
Lindt 85% cocoa dark chocolate, $3
8 oz. pineapple penises, $3
Hempler’s, “no nitrates” uncured landjaeger, $2
“Nuts in a sack” – two organic hard boiled eggs, $2
Ask about fruit platters and 32 oz. jars of juice.
Black bean brownie, $3
Vegan and gluten-free, taste and texture just like a dark chocolate brownie.
“Raw” carrot cake, $3
Raw carrot fiber bonded with raw honey, ginger-lemon-almond frosting. And a sprinkle of cinnamon.
24 oz. Smoothies, $7
Apple, Pineapple, Banana, Carrot Juice
The Nasty Shit
If you insist on getting what the owner drinks. Additional $1 to fix the drink to your liking if you don’t like it.
Kale/Collard Greens, Apple, Pineapple, Mango, Banana, Soy Milk
Kale/Collard Greens, Apple, Orange, Banana, Mango, Ginger, Green-tea Carrot Juice
Orange, Pineapple, Banana, Carrot Juice
Tropical Bugs Bunny
Pineapple, Mango, Banana, Carrot Juice
Sleazy Slavik (is a) Dickhead
Cactus, Orange, Pineapple, Banana, Green Tea
Coconut Juice or Smoothie
Free range young Thai coconut hacked in front of you.
Juices $5.00 for 16 oz., $7.00 for 24 oz. Served over ice. Ask for “no ice” if you don’t want ice.
Kale/Collard, Beet, Celery, Carrot, Lemon, Ginger
It’s the Veggie Juice with less carrot, more ginger, add cayenne (to your liking) and seasonal veggies of the day. It’s the least sweet of all the juices.
Kale/Collard Greens, Apple, Celery, Cucumber, Lemon, Ginger
Phreaky Phil Dickhead
The Basic Bitch
Kale/Collard, Beet, Celery Carrots, Apple, Lemon, Ginger
Celery Juice Only
Contains too much salt but if you really want us to make it, we will.
$4.00 for double Turmeric-Ginger. Pineapple penis included.
$5.00 for 16 oz (tax included)
Green tea, raw honey, lots of ginger, lemon
Protein shakes (smoothies with protein added), $7.00 for 24 oz.
Watermelon, Apple, Banana, Peanut Butter, Carrot Juice
Kale/Collard Green, Apple, Orange, Banana, Lemon, Mango, Ginger, Green-Tea Carrot Juice
Yam, Apple, Peanut Butter, Soy Milk
Apple, Pineapple, Banana, Soy Milk
The Supermodel ($8)
Avocado, kale/collard green ginger, lemon, cucumber. No fruit.
Jamba Juice sells it, we don’t.
Are stupid. I hate them, I want to buy one so I can throw it at someone.
Extra peanut butter
Vegan protein (instead of default whey protein)
Good Service (includes smile and lasts 2 minutes)
Bad Service (your choice of being called “Fuckface” or “Monkey Jizz”)
Request to Change Music
Flirting (includes wink)
7 inch banana, average girth = 100
1 cup of mixed fruit = 100
2 tbl peanut butter = 200
Typical smoothie without greens = 250-300 calories. More greens means fewer calories.