We’re eight years old! Thanks to those who’ve helped us make it this far. We’re grateful for your humor and patience. We’re often not easy to deal with!
(Left to Right): Moe, Sally, and Muffin say “Thanks for putting up with us. Especially when Muffin unexpectedly lands in your salad.”
Future Plans
We’ll continue to spread Redneck values that built this nation while lampooning the ridiculous and insipid middle-class manners and sensibilities that are making people fat and/or crazy.
Marketing
We’ve successfully brought in the “Thug & Redneck” demographic. Now we’re going after Generation Z customers, who are already, and more than any recent generation, questioning the sanity of the middle-class mindset. Let them know that students get $1 off drinks. (Those smart enough to drop out of school get $500 gift card).
Juice Bar Location
We’ll likely move the juice bar to another location once the lease is up in 2020. (24 Fitness will move to another location by then). Possibilities:
- Mountlake Terrace Town Center (Diamond Knot and Double D Meats)
- Downtown Snohomish
- Anacortes
We’d convert into a hybrid restaurant that’s a juice bar for breakfast and lunch and a (redneck) bistro in the evening. We may even add a produce and specialty goods section, something similar to the defunct Mana Mills.
Dance Studio
If we move, we’re not taking the dance studio with us. Unless we end up in Mountlake Terrace town center, then maybe we open another one.
Clothing store.
It’s on the verge of closing and being converted into another workout room to host Body Posing and Boxing classes that’s held in our dance studio. Final decision soon.
Prepared Meals
We’re trying to grow the prepared meals part of the business. We can hit the price point most customers expect, we just need help with account management and sales. Let us know if you’re interested in helping us grow this into a spin-off business.
Our prepared meals contain 5-6 oz of protein, 6 oz. of fiber dense starch, 12 oz. of veggies. Correct portions for most people.
There’s still a lot of work to do. Let do it! Agape.
Moe and Sally say “Hi!”
What factors have you considering Anacortes as a possible new location?
Main driver is that I want to live there. I don’t know the demographics well enough to know what it’d take to establish a juice bar. Some other considerations: access to ingredients (there’s a Costco nearby, will research other grocery stores).
Considering a juice bar in the morning and lunch and bistro in evening model. Can start cooking for bistro in the morning while making juices. Are you familiar with Anacortes? Would appreciate help from locals.
Eight years old? CONGRATS! Your future plans look very doable. Seems like you know when to hold up (expanding marketing efforts to Gen Z) and you know when to fold up (converting the clothing store into a workout room). Keep moving straight ahead! Nothing’s stopping you!