The bus shows up 10 minutes late, making you 10 minutes late to school. Whose fault is it that you’re late?
a) Bus driver’s
b) Traffic’s
c) My fault

Customer greets you with: “Hi, how are you?” How do you respond? 
a) I’m doing very well. How are you?
b) What do you want?
c) I’m making rice and beans. Try some!

Your co-worker moved something to wrong place and you know it’s in the wrong place. Manager asks why it’s in the wrong place. How do you respond?
a) She put it there, not me.
b) I don’t know, no idea how it got there.
c) I’ll move it.

Cassie’s daughter is throwing ice cubes at other customers. What do you do?
a) Tell them to “get the f*&% out.”
b) Politely ask Cassie to tell her daughter to stop
c) Throw ice cubes at them.

You’re the principal of the school. You visit a class where students are either goofing off or sleeping. What do you do?
a) Tell everyone that anyone who doesn’t pay attention will get failing grade for the day.
b) Don’t do anything. Privately tell teacher that he sucks at teaching, that’s why nobody is listening.
c) Explain to students why it’s important for them to pay attention to their teachers.

You’re sampling drinks. What do you say to get someone to try one?
a) “Hi, would you like to try this?
b) “Try this.”
c) “Drink this or I’ll hit you.”

What matters most to MOST customers when buying something to eat?
a) taste
b) cost
c) how healthy it is.

How do you produce kids who will become confident adults with healthy self-esteem?
a) Tell them how amazing, wonderful and special they are.
b) Set higher and higher expectations and expect them to achieve them.
c) Try to build a stress free environment for them so they can achieve their goals.

Who is most likely batshit crazy?
a. Tiffany
b.Olga
c.Phuc-Dat

Who will most likely grow up to be batshit crazy?
a. Angelo
b. Tyrone
c. Chelsea

Who is most likely batshit crazy?
a. Carmela
b. Ching Chong
c. Paradise

Whom do you feel most sorry for?
a. Boy named Suzie.
b. Girl who eats chicken feet
c. Girl who smells like chicken feet.

Why did Bobby go crazy?
a. Suzie stole his X Box
b. He farted in class and everyone heard it.
c. He got an F in class.

Whom should Darth Vadar Kill? 
a. Batman
b. Superman
c. Wonder Woman

Whom should Wonder Woman save if she can only save one?
a. Darth Vadar
b. Superman
c. Batman

Who would win if they fought?
a. Superman
b. Batman
c. Wonder Woman

Someone leaves knives in soapy water.  What do you do to make sure that person never does it again?
a) Tell her that doing that can hurt someone, that she needs to think about the consequences of her actions.
b) Lock her in the freezer for an hour.
c) Fill sink with soapy water and knives. Have her wash knives.

How do you produce kids who will become batshit crazy as adults?
a) Tell them how wonderful and special they are, all the time.
b) Beat the shit out of them every day.
c) Ignore them, that’s the worst kind of abuse.

Your 8 year old is new at school.  He gets shoved out of lunch line and is told to get to the back.  He responds by beating the shit out of the kid who bullied him.  What’s your response?
a) Ground him and make him apologize to kid he beat up.
b) Tell him he did the right thing and to never worry about lawsuits, you’ll take care of those if they come up.
c) Have your kid apologize to the kid he beat up and have them talk it out.  End with hug.

Your daughter loves gymnastics and is about to enter her first meet.  She’s confident about winning and even thought about the perfect place to hang her blue ribbon.  While she did well, she didn’t medal, and was devastated.  What do you, as a parent, tell her?
a) Tell her you thought she was the best
b) Tell her she has the ability and will surely win next time.
c) Tell her she doesn’t deserve to win because she didn’t work hard enough.