Tropical Northwest
You want it to stop raining.
Tropical Bugs Bunny
You want a tropical vacation
Pina Colada
You want to move somewhere tropical
The Iditarod
You don’t know what to order
Winter Berries
You want it to be summer
Popeye’s Secret
You’re in love with Brutus
Power Meal
You’ve dressed as a super hero for Halloween
Liver Cleanse
You’re an alcoholic
Exercist
You ate eight buffalo wings, two servings of fries, and a whole large pizza last night so you want us exorcise the fat demons that are taking over your body.
Attitude Cleanse
You’re in a bad mood
Green Energizer
You want to be in a good mood
Green Awakening
You want to go back to sleep
Slap in the Face
You’re kinky
Veggie Juice
You’re a good boy/girl
Iw, Gross
You’re a bad boy/girl
Rabbit Food
You’re weird
Whatever
You like being tied up (nearly all who order this are men)
Winter Tonic
You want it all
Butterfinger
You want a candy bar
Green Margarita
You want us to add tequila to your drink.
Creamsicle
You want to be 10 years old again
Kale Smoothie
You are not to be fucked with