Aiming to have this book done in time for holiday season.

Book Description

Think Hell is hot?  Think again, it’s as frigid as Mother Theresa.  John Milton wrote the literary classic Paradise Lost to give us Satan’s perspective of his predicament and The Fall of humankind.  Dante Aligheri wrote The Inferno, part one of his Divine Comedies, to give us a look at life in Hell.  When you combine the two and set Hell on the North Pole, you get Paradise Frost: Satan as Santa.  Read it to learn how much of a sinner you are.  Read it to be surprised by who is stuck in Hell.  Read it to find out how the deviant Mrs. Clause uses her elves as dildos.  Read it to discover how Santa satisfies his carnal urges with human whores.  Read it to decide if this is a work of blasphemy.

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Satan, now settled into his new North Pole home, considers his new role as Santa Claus: the deliverer of presents and fulfiller of wishes.  He starts rapping:

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So God made me Santa

Giver of what people want
Which God won’t give
Cause he a stingy ass cunt

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God says ‘people suck’
And deserve to suffer
I say ‘fuck that shit’
That’s why I deliver

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Every Christmas Eve
Whatever people want
From the latest toys to the finest fashion
It’s God whom I’ll taunt

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Fucking killjoy

Let them have some fun
Stop reminding people of their sins
What’s done is done

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Lust and vanity
Are like salt and pepper
A little here and there
Makes life so much better

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What’s so bad about sloth and greed?
We all need a break here and there
Without greed, can there be passion?
Life without passion, that’s not fair!

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Can there be justice without wrath?
If wrongs don’t inspire fury
Then who stops someone from
Acting like there’s no judge and jury?

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Gluttony is what makes the holidays fun

And our emotions thrilling

Why make sentimentality a sin?
Indulging in emotion is so fulfilling

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Is progress possible without envy?
For to covet is to build ambition
If ambition gives life meaning
It must suck to be a Christian

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Why is pride the root of all sins?
We all need self-love and self-care
To boost our self-esteem
Without which, life is bare

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This job is no different
From my first after my Fall
When to Eden I went

Seeking someone to answer my call

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When I saw Eve
I showed her my snake
It made her wonder
If it would make her pussy ache

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To the tree I led her
There we did the deed
She enjoyed it and lusted for more
To which I agreed

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So I kept banging away
Planting in Eve more seeds
One of which became Cain
Killing Abel was his great deed

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There’s nothing more beguiling
Than the sight and smell of human pussy
What I did to Eve
I’ll now do to many

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I’ll spread my seed to breed
Enough Cains to overthrow
The tyranny of God and JC
I can’t wait to fuck some ho ho hoes!

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